Gift guide
Funny white elephant gifts
The best white elephant gift is the one that gets stolen twice. A funny mug or dad hat fits most $20–$30 limits, works for any size and starts an argument at the table, in a good way.

I Got Screwed At Work Again
A sweaty little screw, a smug screwdriver boss, another Tuesday.
Tee $28 · Hoodie $48 · Mug from $20 · Sticker from $7

Hungover As F*ck, Send Pizza
A raccoon, a trash can, last night's party hat. Pizza is medicine.
Tee $28 · Hoodie $48 · Mug from $20 · Sticker from $7

Got Ghosted By A Ghost
Table for two, candle lit, chair empty. Even the dead won't text back.
Tee $28 · Hoodie $48 · Mug from $20 · Sticker from $7

This Meeting Could've Been A F*cking Email
The coffee mug is on fire and so is its patience.
Tee $28 · Hoodie $48 · Mug from $20 · Sticker from $7

Blame The Tequila
A lime in a cowboy hat rides the bottle. The salt shaker saw everything.
Tee $28 · Hoodie $48 · Mug from $20 · Sticker from $7

Adulting: 1 Star, Would Not Recommend
Bills, laundry, a pan on fire. The possum left a review.
Tee $28 · Hoodie $48 · Mug from $20 · Sticker from $7

Day Drinking Is Just Hydrating With Ambition
The sun on a flamingo float, three umbrellas deep, 10 AM.
Tee $28 · Hoodie $48 · Mug from $20 · Sticker from $7
Gifting tips
- Mugs and hats are one-size, so they're the safest pick for a swap.
- Order early: everything is printed to order (about 2–7 business days plus shipping).
- Office swap? Stick to the coworker-friendly designs below.
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